INTERREGNUM
by John
Or something like that…
Last year, when climbing out of the gorge of the Zambesi River, Zimbabwe, I developed an enlarging black spot in my right eye. The black spot progressively enlarged, and I decided that I had contracted one of those African worms which eats its way into the human central nervous system. So of course I ignored it, and flew home to Oz.
Over the next few days, the black spot became bigger, blocking out about 1/3 of the vision in my right eye. So I thought, this is not normal, and I consulted an eye doctor.
One hour later I was having an emergency operation for a detached retina.
The eye doctor sucked the fluid out of my eye, filled it with gas, and lasered the retina back to where it should be. All under local anaesthetic. A painless but weird experience. I was totally blind in my right eye for 2 weeks, then miraculously, my sight returned. Gradually, from the top down, as the eye refilled with fluid. It was really odd seeing a water level upside down. Like seeing the sea above the sky.
At least my left eye was OK, but I really got to appreciate the value of binocular vision. It really sucks when you pour yourself a nice red, only to miss the glass. And machining is a challenge.
To cut a long story short, my sight was restored thanks to modern science and first world medicine, for which I am profoundly thankful. Also to Drs Ben Clark, Patrick Lockie, both expert and dedicated Australian eye doctors.
One year later, I have had another eye operation, this time to replace the right lens, because I had developed a rapidly deteriorating right cataract. Again under local anaesthetic, again expertly performed, this time by Dr Mark Whiting. My vision is a bit blurred, and I need new glasses, but must wait 4 weeks. Meanwhile, I must not work (as a surgeon), and other activities are hit and miss. Already I am having withdrawal symptoms from my workshop. Maybe the electroplating would be OK, if I can persuade SWMBO to drive me to my workshop…..
John I could drive you over if mutually convenient.
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Thank you, that is very kind. Actually SWMBO is being a co-opperative chauffeur. Although she is a terrible driver. (I was hoping that “Foyle’s War” Sam might respond.)
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That is why they make the top of the wine bottle narrow – no risk of missing the glass, insert top of bottle in mouth and invert!
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Perhaps you should visit some other workshops (if you can see them 😉 – after drinking all the wine is what I meant 🙂 ) Of course, a long drive for your ever-suffering chauffeur!
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Good suggestion! There’s one in SE Melbourne that I would really like to see!
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Door is open, fridge is stocked, power is on, air is compressed 🙂
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I had assumed you lived in the USA till I read this!
john f
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Hi John.
Geelong Victoria Australia! where are you? John
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Notting Hill Gate, London, uk
john f
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I guessed UK from your writing style.
My ancestors were from England. The earliest was transported in 1832 for taking part in an agricultural riot where machinery was destroyed. He was probably a Luddite. The other rioters were hanged but my ancestor William Wereham was only 18 so he was shown “mercy” and sent to Tasmania for 7 years.
I worked in Devon for 2 years, but that was 30+ years ago.
Cheers John
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